No no ahmet, why don't you listen...I said Je....

They remind me so much of their father....

Kitty knew who made the mess on the carpet....

It was not how he wanted the folks back home to remember him...but it was about here he messed his pants...

Yeah..same here..the pay is peanuts but I love the job..

there were two when I left the changing room....

I think we've lost this one....

And you've killed how many damn yankee reporters ??

It was only now the chocolate Easter bunnies realised the awful truth.

If he runs we will never catch him .... why dont we just shoot him now

You know Rajiv .... if they put doors on these things we could all sit inside

There .... that should take care of the Kenyan birth certificate ....

amazing....and they even have in flight movies.....

The family store.....shopping made easy

It was only now he realised she had a hand/eye co-ordination problem

Ok ... we have a small piece of fish .... and a large piece of meat ... now let me think for a minute !!

you're not dead yet? ... no problem .. talk to our sales manager... we can arrange something

and I can honestly say ... with my hand on my heart .. that I truly believed they had weapons of mass destruction..

.....and whose idea was it to use the Korean sign writers?

It was a rough neighbourhood...Kitty had been warned about playing outside....now she had lost everything....a ball of string and her toy mouse..

and so...did you vote for me? ......nahhhh....I voted for the black guy!

Forward.. push .... reverse, back towards me three clicks.....forward push ... reve..

Yea, I know its Burger King...and who you calling a clown!

Does this mean I will have to help with the housework?