Now here's a package tour we can afford you said! We need a holiday you said ! When the tour guide mentioned Iraq didn't that ring a few bells ??

Some mornings he liked to get up early and make breakfast .... this wouldn't be one of them..

A lifetime of "Hail Marys" and this is it !!!

Saving the planet can be so much fun with a chainsaw !

Jumbo knew she would remember to bring some peanuts for the elephant next time...

Um...the good news....it's a free call

The French! mais oui .... but haven't they always been guilty of over acting !

And we are proud to be sponsored by .....

You know Juan ... I still can't figure how the border patrol knew we were illegals ..

Workplace safety ... Make sure the guy who holds the ladder knows CPR

Shoplifting in Zimbabwe is not a major concern for the police

He liked playing outside away from mom .... all day she hadn't stopped complaining about a sore throat and runny nose .....

Oh no .... lost the car keys ?

The police medics were always busy .... they enjoyed the hands-on contact with the public ..

Obama? yea sure .... I know him ..

And let me thank you for noting that I noticed your new notice..

Can I call you back.....I've just noticed some split ends .....

This is the last pic of us together..... it was just after this the relationship hit the wall..

Ok, he may have got away with it this time....but still not a good idea when the guy is carrying a gun

Take your umbrella ....don't get caught in the rain

That's my boy .... he's going to grow up to be a .....

Ok, so let's not talk about you then....

He almost had it beat ...... then the plastic bucket melted..

Something for everyone ......

Sometimes you just get lucky.......

Maybe he wasn't ready to settle down just yet...

No no Ahmed, don't you ever listen ... we may have to run this jihad without you ... I said all Je..

Hmmm ....... does this box look empty to you?

Yes, well the Korean restaurant down at the mall said we should call you !

They remind me so much of their father .... it's the eyes ... the nose .... I'm never quite sure ..

Girls night out .... so we hired a limo and ...

Kids .... don't you just love them !!!

Well ..... last time we heard he was driving a cab..

The old folk liked the maze....in fact some liked it so much they would stay in there for days..

Hmmm.....should I smack him now..or just order another burger..

Kitty didn't care what her Mom said .. soon as the arm healed she would be out climbing trees again...

Everyone feared the 'Rapid Response Unit'....when conflict broke out they could be there within days ....umm ...weeks ... well ... ok, very soon

Something was wrong .... Frank couldn't remember Pixies being this big, maybe it was the medication ..

Unless you want to .... then it's ok

And who got her mothers' eyes ?

Guess you don't want to talk about it right now !

We knew something was wrong when they lost interest in horse riding lessons..

Scott still thinks of that awful day he realised the relationship wasn't going to work..

Ahmed had miscalculated..the car bomb simply wasn't big enough...he would have to go home and get another one...

Um...schedule a meeting with the scripting dept

These rocks? .... do you mean these rocks?

Well dang!! so it wasn't that blow to the head after all?

Now this has me worried !!

It was only now he realised she had a hand/eye co-ordination problem

Really dumb ideas #3Be with you in a minute....it's ok...they dont eat penguins..

Looks like a rough neighbourhood...maybe I should lock it....

Why dont we take the bus on our next vacation...

Uncle Jethro would never talk about what happened that day he had his accident.

drink enough and it may start to feel like a good deal....

This is just too cute for a caption....but if you have one....email me

Ummm... see the guy behind me...well... I just f*rted

Would someone please feed the cat.....

It was back to the rainforest...residents had been complaining there was simply too much monkey business since they moved into the neighbourhood......

and after this we'll go and feed the tigers....ok?

It's ok...we're on auto pilot....is this another one of your little jokes.....