I look like a what?..well dang!..that's what they said at KFC...last time I eat here..

allah never wore a G-string....

Parking lot at the Annual Convention of Women Drivers. (ACWD)

I may be pushing my luck a little here....

over,up..first...across,down..reverse...oh shoot!

No..really..I'd love to hear a joke about women drivers!

Little by little the awful truth dawned on them !

"Suddenly the chocolate Easter bunnies realised the awful truth. It was as if their very being was just melting away"

darn kids !! sometimes I think they are all Republicans.

Really dumb ideas #2

" Be with you in a minute.......it's ok, they don't eat penguins"

We had cocktails in the lounge, the band was playing,and then we all rushed to the side of the ship to wave goodbye....and..

It's difficult to 'confess' when you're dead. !

A policeman in northern Siberia fired six bullets into a suspect he was interrogating at a police precinct on Sunday, local police in the Tyumen region said. The suspect was rushed to the hospital emergency room in a grave condition, the Russian Information Agency Novosti reported. The police major who was interrogating the suspect may have just snapped, or suffered a nervous breakdown, police say.

Don't tell the world! (just put it on a postcard)

Over 3000 visitors to a Washington DC arts festival picked up postcards inviting them to share a secret anonymously. During "Artomatic", dozens of PostSecret cards with secrets written and/or illustrated on the back were received through the mail.
click HERE for 'Postsecrets'

Forget WMD's..This is why we went in......

Donald Rumsfeld, commenting on never before seen CIA files. (CAUTION :This information is classified 'confidential', please do not copy or even forward to your best friend)

He is going to regret this...

A WELSH rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported today.Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off", the paper said. Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking. But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done. Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, the paper said. Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.

Japan values and respects your 'inner woman'

Prince Harry, Another English joke ?

Insert English joke here !

A referee has sent himself off in an English amateur league match for eyeballing a player who disagreed with a decision. Andy Wain had to abandon the Sunday league match between Peterborough North End and a Royal Mail side in the 63rd minute after throwing down his whistle and marching up to confront North End's keeper. "It was totally unprofessional. If a player did that I would send him off, so I had to go," Wain, 39, was quoted as saying by the BBC. "I heard the keeper say 'It's always the bloody same with you, ref. We never get anything'. It was the last straw, but fortunately I came to my senses." Northamptonshire Football Association refused to comment.