Keeping America safe.....

This is America buddy....we don't want no pig driving trucks...get seriously weird here...and you go to jail !

Quick Quiz..Let's see if you can get this right.....take your time...study the pic....we know its a tough question!

never.....ever...let your mother buy your clothes!

Um...schedule a meeting with the scripting dept.

Congratulations!..pick up your award at the Emergency Dept.

Always ask for a translation before buying that cute T-shirt

promise not to tell anyone.....ok??

always there when you need someone....

Come on..it's ok....I'll show you where we keep the cruise missles