I can explain this....

Lets just run through this once more....you come out of the pits....fast into the long straight..smoothly into the sweeping left turn..and you were just finding your line into the s-bend....then you remembered you had to pick your wife up at the mall...right?

Sounds great....where do I sign up ?

Always buy quality kitchenware..choose something that will last you through several marriages..

Ok...let me see if I have this right...you've killed 2 aid workers, 1 Jesuit priest....and how many american capitalist reporters?

Sometimes late at night... he lay awake, thinking of that awful day he complained about the 'Hot & Spicey' value pack..

He was a good kid...a happy kid....but sadly, never very confident in the water..

He almost had it under control...but realised it was hopeless when the plastic bucket melted.

Disguised as a subway sandwich, he moved un-noticed through the London underground...

It's ok..we're on auto-pilot...is this another one of your little.....

Bad day for the dog..

Oh no..why me ..I could cry my eyes out...I just know those bast*rds t are going to mention PMS

Ok...It's agreed...we all dress up as North Koreans and maybe an Iranian....then get Condi to wake him up..

He seems to recall passing a road warning sign....but to this day he cannot remember what it said !

Remind me to call the employment agency sometime will you....