I really don't know ! ..if they wont read the warning signs what more can we do?

No etnry.....

Help for the hearing impaired....

No Mr President ! ...we don't want to fight Don Rumsfeld...why don't we have a couple more beers and head back to the White House..

Something was telling him the marriage was in trouble...

Sleep peacefully America...We are here to protect you..

Sure, we can wait until after the trial...just want to make sure they get this bit right...

He had run another red light..they had to stop him before he got out onto the freeway..

All Kitty had was a toy mouse and ball of string..but it lost both to a heartless street mugger..

Credit card, lipstick, phone, address book......yea I'm ok !

During the rally the sound of a single gunshot was heard from somewhere behind the stadium...

Yeah right ! ...so Santa just crashed, next you'll tell me Rudolf's hanging off the power li.....

You mean all these years I've had it wrong?

During or after the event???

Sergei had to get some new furniture...and soon, if he was ever going to overcome his chronic back problem..

You probably don't want to ask this guy over for a drink...

Remember when we held hands in the park..