Zoo staff had almost given up..however management noted feed bills for the crocodiles had been going down..

On the other hand...they may find you quite tasty...in which case encourage your whole family to jump the fence!

Quick Quiz #4...pick the bimbo!

It was so hot at the beach today...the sand was so hot you could've fried an....

We knew something was wrong when they lost interest in horse riding lessons..

FOR SALE!...large rock...ready to drive away.

Hmmm....wonder if fishing is allowed?

This could so easily happen to you! ALWAYS remove your sunglasses before shaving! (even US State Governors can make this mistake)

Hey Mom ! get a picture of that...Rustys' fuc....g the neighbours dog again..

Yes....of course you do !

Helpful hints #4....bad career move..Try 'negotiating' a promotion or payrise.