First, a close up of where he was standing before he fel..........

The man over there with the Iraqui accent asked me to give you this..

Homing pidgeon my ass..but at least it pays the bills..

I know I have The American People behind me, and ALL freedom loving people when I say ...we WILL win the war in Iraq.

He understood it..women just can't read maps....but he never dreamed it would come to this..

WTF?

Thanks Omni.

The CIA tell me there are weapons of mass destruction stored in Kansas and Idaho....so I said "lets bomb them"...you should have seen their faces...

And another thing.....if you don't like the service....

Don't you understand plain english ?

You know..I wish you would stop talking about my panties...I'd kinda like to talk about Iran or something.

Santa gets Christmas off to an early start..

Now don't you go speeding while my back is turned....

Family picnics were fun, but packing lunch was always hard work..