Tell me more....you were robbed by a duck and.....

Fixing the car...15 minutes....picking up the tools..one hour.

He still has fond memories of when they were happily married.....it seems so long ago now..

Damn muslim kids....why don't they practise somewhere else..

His sedentary lifestyle would lead to serious health problems later in life..

Excellent advice......

Why don't we leave it for now......we can always change the ink cartridge later.

Guess you don't want to talk about it right now !

Another slow day in the urban jungle...

Here we go again....another 'women driver' joke coming up!

Well...ok....can you supersize that?

Uh oh...I can feel another Jihad coming on...

Helpful hints for hitch-hiking with the visually impaired..