Well...Camillas' about this big...

Is this a "women driver" joke......I am not sure !

Yes...ok..we need money for the parking meter....but maybe this is a good time to talk about some other little details too..

Well..after I won the 1st World War, 2nd World War, saved the Balkans, Russia and Korea etc I guess I just run out of room for another medal..

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Well....maybe we're not quite there yet Chester...

Ok...so that's two herrings, a mackerel and a small tuna..

We are so proud of them.....just like their father..

What do you think?..too skimpy? or can an ex-Prime Minister get away with it?

Ex-girlfriend ??

You know...I was just thinking....maybe I won't take the dog for a walk tomorrow..

Um...ok...so is this a don't call me, I'll call you situation?

Hey....why don't we bring the kids down here for a picnic on the weekend...

And if we do this...sometimes we can pick up Fox News..

What rabbit?...nope...I aint seen no rabbit..

Helpful hints #5...Don't swim in the oil spill

Iraq sucks...ok ! (Thanks for the memories Tony)