Would the man with the cheap aftershave please come to reception. (paging John Kerry)

5 (very tongue in cheek) reasons why John Kerry will lose......

1. He hasn't been photographed sitting on a horse.
2. He does not have a father, brother or wife as a Senator or former President.
3. He has not identified a rogue country putting its hand up asking to be bombed.
4. He probably does not need to use a spellchecker.
5. Despite his war service medals he hasn't go the chest to wear them with pride.